CD Launch

Exciting...
On Fri 14 JuneSALTY SERGE
those Maritime Minstrels,
take the Gherk Inn by storm
to celebrate the launch of their
new CD "Fat, Fur & Feathers"
With special guests:
Underlander - that shifty cohort of conniving convicts
& The Honourable Mr.Laycock with tales of tall merriment

The winter galley is serving hearty gruel from 7pm
And the liquor bar is open - mulled wine, beer and rum!

Happening in the heart of Brunswick at 3 Merrifields St$10 entry
$15 entry with a serve of hearty gruel
(both includes a CD of Salty Serge's new album "Fat, Fur & Feathers)

And it's a dress up affair!
Dress with a 19th century nautical nuance orcome in your dirtiest colonial beige* 

*HOW TO DRESS FOR SUCH A SALTY EVENT:
1. Find some white or off white clothes in the gutter or at an op shop - a shirt, a blouse, long boofy skirt, cravat, pants, pantaloons, etc...
2. Throw them in a pot of boiling water with ample tea leaves and/or coffee grains (and brown onions skins inf ya like) and lots of salt.
3. Boil 'em for a bit, then take 'em out, wring 'em, and rub salt liberally in some parts.
4. Hang on hills hoist.
5. Whenst dry, apply extra stains:
a. roll around in some dirt or rub mud in specialized areas of your choice.
b. tomato sauce or coal smudged here and there can also be very effective.
6. The attire may just need a few rips here and there, and there ya have it. (Do not iron costume.)