2.20pm Tuesday July 22.
Very pink, very bald, very naked man seen running down the hill on west (Newlands Rd) side of Edgar’s creek. Just north of the closed-off traffic bridge. Last seen furtively scurrying from high ground under power lines downhill towards the cliff, where I saw him dress behind a tree. He slipped off after that but other dog walkers saw a lone man (dressed) appear from creek gully moments later so I have circumstantial evidence as to his identity and the house he lives in.
It’s a shame we live in an age when a spot of natural nudity might make an open-minded father of small children uneasy but, well, we do.......
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